This is by far my favorite section. Not blaming MemoQ, of course, but the way it could always make up a different name despite my pronunciation being quite consistent, just kills me. 

Best creations ever: 

• "È morta la regina di marte", (the queen of Mars is dead) 😱 that was originally "Immortalare Ganimard" (to capture Ganimard) 
• "È Ganimard" (it's Ganimard), now became "Egg animals"
• Garibaldi (hilarious to imagine an american agent standing up behind Garibaldi)
• Gary marmi (Gary marbles)